Words O' Wisdom
and the Olde Soul

"Penis envy? Oh, please. What a ridiculous notion. It is men who suffer from Pussy Envy. After all, they chase it more than anything else on earth. And besides, what Woman has ever paid one red cent for sex?"

- Lady Vamp
(On simpleton men's false claim about ambitious Ladies.)

“I like to call it tough love.”
- Madame Lady Vamp (In reference to the BDSM lifestyle.)

 

“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.”
- Anton LaVey

 

“Some men really have trouble connecting the dots. I guess they were the same tots who stuck Crayons up their nose and kept trying to put the square peg in their round butt hole. I’ve got these guys pegged.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Hell hath no fury like a Woman scorned.”
- William Congreve

 

“A professional Dominatrix does NOT have sex with Her clientele. She charges to tell him to go fuck himself. That is a beautiful thing.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty Girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”

- Albert Einstein

 

“I am not in the sex business. I’m in the royal head-fuck business. Ever hear of cuckolding? That is My specialty.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Yes, dear. I did your laundry today… and the ashes are in the fireplace.”

- House Wife to husband

  

“My mind is the key that sets me free.”

- Harry Houdini

 

“I’m not exactly a Feminist through and through because I’m not really shooting for equality.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“The agony booth is a most effective means of discipline.”
- Spock

 

 “For the Female species is more deadly than the male.”
- Rudyard Kipling

 

“If it really is a ‘man’s world’ then that would explain the sorry state it’s in. Hardly something to brag about.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Not sure if you’re a boy or a girl.”
- David Bowie (Rebel Rebel)

 

“Western culture has a dire misunderstanding about submissive men who get weak in the knees for a dominant Woman. They are not spineless pussies. In fact, they tend to be confidant, taking pleasure in the success of Ladies, rather than feel inferior or intimidated by it. Fore it is the chauvinistic pig that lacks this same peace of mind, feeling quite insecure when in the presence of a strong Woman, going into fight or flight mode like a scared animal.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.”
- Nancy Sinatra

  

“Who am I the most afraid of? Mom.”
- Madame Lady Vamp’s father (Answering promptly… like a knee-jerk reaction.)

 

“Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell... Kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change.”
- Marquise de Sade, Last Will and Testament

 

“One of the worst insults a misogynist comes up with to disrespect a Lady is threatening to fuck Her in the ass. Psychiatrist call that ‘projection’. It reflects his own latent desire to get pounded. That is why I offer dildo training. I’d just fuck some sense right into him and call it a day.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
- Unknown

 

“When I see an obnoxious chauvinist, I find him more pitiful than anything in his blatant boy-like insecurity. This guy is into name calling like Whore, Cunt and Bitch. It really is the best he has. Those are terms of endearment for ball busters like Myself. In My youth I found it to be somewhat entertaining, but now it just seems very unoriginal and pathetic to the point of being imbecillic.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.”
- Exodus

 

“I do not agree with Feminist when they say Women who are ‘sex workers’ are being exploited. In fact, it is the seductive Women who are exploiting the male’s strongest weakness, bleeding him for all he is worth. Fore there is no greater power than that of the almighty Pussy.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Shaved his legs then he was a She...”
- Lou Reed (Walk on the Wild Side)

 

“Even animals have enough sense to not shit where they sleep and eat. Not man though. He pisses in his own drinking water, contaminates the soil needed to grow food and even poo-poos up the air we breathe. Then he pretends he is so fucking great. They really are freaks of Nature to disregard their own Mother Earth and well being like that. It’s a bloody crying shame.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Woman is the dominant sex. men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of Woman's attention.”
- Camille Paglia

 

“A study showed that Women gauge their worth by their close relationships with people and men gauge their worth by their income. I find it strange when men accuse Women of being gold digging Whores, but yet they are promoting money as the very best he has to offer… then resents Women for taking the bait. These guys foolishly promote the very thing they cry about.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Those who give up essential liberties for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
- Benjamin Franklin

 

“Personally, men treat Me quite well. However, for those rare few who don’t, I just shove a high heel straight through his asshole and he learns some manners real quick. It really is that simple.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Some dismiss him as a pornographer, but upon careful examination of his works and what pornography is, one can see that his writings are the opposite of pornographic as they create anxiety rather than relieve it.”
- Unknown person about Marquis de Sade

 

“Let them suck cock.”
- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their Mothers and control by their Wives.”
- Camille Paglia

 

“I do not care much for passive, submissive Women. They are equally responsible for the oppression of Women. They need to own their own hand in their sorry existence they so often complain about. People treat us in ways we allow them to. If men continue to treat Her like shit, then She is the common denominator. I just don’t have the same pitiful stories to share as these lame Gals do.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.”
- Jeff Foxworthy

  

“I get sick of Women blaming men for lack of opportunity. Women need to be more assertive. A passive approach is not the way to go then to just whine about the result of inaction. We have to take action and not wait for an invitation to take what is rightly ours.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Men know they are sexual exiles. They wander the earth seeking satisfaction, craving and despising, never content. There is nothing in that anguished motion for Women to envy.”
- Camille Paglia

 

“…you look silly.”
- Madame Lady Vamp (To little brother after making him wear hair barrettes.)

  

“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness… can be trained to do most things.”
- Jilly Cooper

 

“I respect the house Wife or stay-at-home Mom just as the working Lady. Being a Feminist does not mean having to choose a corporate job over a simple home life. It means choosing what works best for Her at that time in Her life. I don’t care for these gung-ho FemiNuts who act like being a corporate bastard is synonymous with being a Feminist. They seem more like men than Women and lack depth. Women can be powerful and Feminine at the same time, even if She is a house Wife or a Mom. We needn’t cast aside our Femininity to feel empowered.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Ordinary morality is only for ordinary people.”
- Aleister Crowley quote

 

“Some men whine about how Ladies are out for his money, but yet his balls shrivel up when he meets a Damsel who actually out earns him. It’s also interesting to point out that these are the same men who use money to attract women in the first place, as if it is the very best thing he has to offer. The most common thing men lie about is how much they earn, as he bases his own worth on something as superficial as income.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Overthrowing capitalism is too small for us. We must overthrow the whole… patriarch!”
- Gloria Steinem

 

“She doesn’t really need him like dependant Women did back in the day when men prevented Ladies from earning a dollar. I think that scares the insecure guy. No longer does he have the control his forefather’s had. She can cast him out like yesterday’s white trash. Perhaps that is what is bothering the misogynist so badly. Back in the day his money was king and he needn’t have a personality, charm or manners. He didn’t need good looks or a working cock either. Women today are independent and expect more than just a warm body.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

   

“I feel that 'man-hating' is an honorable and viable political act, that the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against the class that is oppressing them.”
- Robin Morgan

 

“It is not really a man’s world, honey. We just let the silly fuckers think that. Women own men. We just toss his balls right in our purse.”
- Mother Madame Vamp, Lady Vamp’s first mentor

 

“Without discipline, there's no life at all.”
- Katharine Hepburn

 

“Repression exists for men as well. If there was equality in our culture then men would not be deemed sissy boys for caring, pussies for showing emotion or wimps for expressing hurt feelings. They really aren’t robots, you know. Our patriarchal society has really shot itself in the foot by assigning emotions and behaviors to genders. What shallow fools they are as they have fostered their own repression as well as that of Women. However, some Ladies are not entirely innocent in this matter either.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Suffering is the cornerstone of all spiritual growth.”
- Ancient Proverb

 

“Many powerful Women existed in history. The reason it isn’t taught in schools is because it is called his-story and the books were written by men. Now when it comes to learning about HerStory, you’ll learn fascinating facts about clever Female entrepreneurs, intelligent inventors and powerful Femme rulers of great nations. Look into HerStory and you’ll find Female rulers whose people lived in peace and prosperity. I intend to write Ladies back into history. During my school days history bored the living shit out of Me. It was all about patriarchal political peter slinging, propaganda ego pump-ups and pissing contests. It makes Me yawn when it’s all about brawn.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Pain lets you know that you are alive.”
- Unknown

 

“The word Cunt seems to be another one of those olde tired insults insecure men cast onto strong Ladies they secretly envy. It’s as if that is the most offensive word they can come up with, which is odd because it is what he desires the most. It makes Me chuckle, really. It actually reflects his own insatiable craving for pussy. Poor little fucker. Not getting laid sure makes people cranky.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”
- Anonymous

 

“I find it odd when the misogynist minions out there insist on calling powerful Ladies Whores. It’s ironic because they are the last men we would ever screw. Well, outside of mind fucking him, of course. They hate us because they know they cannot have us. You couldn’t pay us enough to even give the creep the time of day. I will confess I am quite the shoe Whore though. It’s almost shameful.”

- Madame Lady Vamp

 

“Part of the public horror of sexual irregularity so-called is due to the fact that everyone knows himself essentially guilty.”
- Aleister Crowley

 

“A woman's place is the house, the white house!”
- Madame Lady Vamp’s father (A quote he heard somewhere, often using it around the house.)

 

“Above all things are the Women who, as literally fact, dominate the entire life in America.”

- Albert Eienstein

 

“Sex without pain is like food without taste.”
- Marquise de Sade (Controversial sadomasochistic French writer, born in 1740.)

 

“My favorite tool of discipline? My mind… and Miss Ruth. She is My wooden hairbrush with boar’s hair and brass bristles. She is one ruthless, sadistic Bitch and will spank your ass so good.”

- Madame Lady Vamp, High Priestess of BDSM